genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

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    imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

    motherfuckingdragonsyo:

    I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

    Bless your soul

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        grinderman2:

        share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world

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            HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!

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              boom clap the sound of my ass

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                • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
                • them: no
                • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
                • them: we're not
                • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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                dogthing2:

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

                dogthing2:

                HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

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                  snickidoodle:

                  d0nn0:

                  beyoncevevo:

                  there needs to be a month between august and september 

                  october???

                  son i have news for you

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                    condorn:

                    Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent going to ask for an autograph or anything??” and she was like “what?” He was all like “im eminem!” and literally she had the most confused look her face bc she had no idea  who he was and her response was, “and I’m skittles?”

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                      arcticmonkies:

                      Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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                            Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

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